Just a few quick questions.

1. Who was playing pong/flip cup with rum?  Why?  Are you still alive?

2. Who took who home?  Is anyone alive?  

3. Did everyone else forget Tom was sleeping in the camper?  I did, until I saw the blankets he used neatly folded on the porch this morning.

4. Canon wants to know if someone stole his car.

5. How was my drunk ass up until 5am and STILL got up at 8:30 to go clean everything up outside?  Am I a superhero?

6. Do I smell like the dude who slept in my bed, or do I just have terrible BO?

7. WHERE ARE MY HEADPHONES?!  (That’s not new.)

8. How did I have four loko in my system?  Aren’t those illegal to purchase now or something?

9. Did Dana fuck Ron?  Or did he really just drive her home?

10. Can we do this again next weekend? 

Anonymous asked: You should post more spring appropriate pictures :) you look so cute and happy!

As soon as it gets warmer!

Anonymous asked: okay can I actually punch your ex in the face for being stupid enough to let you go? thanks!

hahahahaahaha fuck a bitch~*

You guys should rent lake houses from me.

Except, actually.  You can come play at someone else’s house on one of the finger lakes and make someone else clean up all your messes.  The properties are all really nice, reasonably priced, and you can come get the key from me and listen to my extensive wine tour knowledge.  Also, it would make me feel like I was actually doing work/less guilty about having my own office/desk/computer/phone.

So like, pick your property, and call me.  baiiiiiiii

www.diversifiedrental.com

Anonymous asked: Isn't an A- GPA a 3.7??

Not at NYU, apparently haha 

http://www.nyu.edu/registrar/transcripts-certification/grades-information-law.html

Anonymous asked: Make more youtube videos please.

Yeah, I’m not really sure why I ever stopped doing that.  SOON!

Anonymous asked: will you rap a nicki minaj song on a video and look at me now

haha sure, maybe when I get drunk.  otherwise, that’s awkasfuck.

That awkward moment

When a renter comes to get her packet and mentions she has no cell service and can’t contact family she is meeting here from NH. So, you offer yours up. Then, she takes note of your background and screensavers and realizes you’re a lesbian. And leaves. Lawlkatz~*.

lololol

that awkward moment when you leave your phone at your cousin’s and people call your job to make sure you’re not dead.